We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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