you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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