If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
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