No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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