he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
