kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
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