no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
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