No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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