So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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