Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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