Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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