Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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