We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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