You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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