did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
It's shark week go big or go home
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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