Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Randomize
