If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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