You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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