She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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