UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
Randomize
