So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
