how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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