I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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