All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
