i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
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