oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
This is the high leading the old right now
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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