Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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