Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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