there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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