I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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