Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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