Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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