It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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