this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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