Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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