I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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