OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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