Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
