this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
where are my pants?
in the oven.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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