Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
