i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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