Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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