I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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