Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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