So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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