Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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