Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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