i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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