They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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