Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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