It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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