I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Randomize